inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
The ghost of James Potter reveals himself to his friend, Sirius Black.
"I’ve just been murdered," he tells Sirius.
Sirius gasps in horror, “You’re joking.”
James looks him in the eye and replies, “I’m dead, Sirius.”
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it